lots of random stuff here

that's it

flowersofcasanova:

daughterofrage-and-love:

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

iinthebackofmymind:

"The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re my girl. So you have to be careful with the level of bad that you share with your girls. Because you forgive, but oh honey, mama don’t."

Preach.

THIS IS SO TRUE

Yeah I learned this the hard way. Lol

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aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

(via aphchinos)

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4lungboy:

advice to all boys

(via rehaunt)

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musicals-are-punk-rock:

support nonbinary people who aren’t completely androgynous

support femme trans men

support masculine trans women

just because someone doesn’t fit into the stereotype of their identity doesn’t mean they aren’t valid

(via ghostprince)

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merakimaker:

shorm:

writeworld:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active


(Found from FYCD.)

This is so perfect.

That’s how I remember!

merakimaker:

shorm:

writeworld:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive

“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active

image

(Found from FYCD.)

This is so perfect.

That’s how I remember!

(via crazyasianbatnerd)

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canada-cheese:

mayor-mossy:

querycrossing:

me.

wait why was he the bad guy i dont understand

because he used up the entire towns hair gel

(via aphchinos)

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Men:If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
Women:They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
Men:But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:...must be tough.
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heatheerly:

granosdegranada:

You really should check out Forbidden Bird Boy Love “Eden” by BL of the bird by the bird for the bird.

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE I CAN HAVE THIS OR READ THIS OR PLEASE PLEASE

(Source: rohangoestohell, via gothdog)

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2 days ago

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

(Source: cyndanyquil, via mahouprince)

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dippindotsvevo:

My anaconda don’t. 

My anaconda don’t.

My anaconda don’t want none. At all. I am an asexual

(via kristhelamp)

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grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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(via assassinkidd)

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goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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(via aph-england)

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airbenderedacted:

Tfeneral-gaggot:

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

(via aph-england)

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