sodomymcscurvylegs:

NPC in Video Game: *Gossips about another NPC*

Me:

lunarcanine:

dragon-in-a-fez:

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Teen: *gets a job*

“I GOT THE JOB!”

Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family

froggods:

froggods:

idk how it never occurred to some ppl that a demon character thats literally named “him” despite presenting incredibly femininely might be a commentary on how the creator feels about trans women..

greelin:

me, gay: [about a car] so like what… flavor is it.. what.. brand? kind?

other person, slightly weirded out but taking it in stride: oh it’s a ford falconwing xx you know :) v36 engine and all that

me, visibly shaking, tears brimming my eyes, having no damn clue what they’re saying: [strained, slightly choked up] what color

thebibliosphere:

randathepanda:

comet0ne:

Found it on 4chan

i was screaming bc of the cat at first

and then i turned on the audio

and my mind imploded on itself

Please turn on the sound.

weavemama:

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

bellamysgriffinprincess:

the true tragedy of 5x01 is that harper and monty are still together but murphy and emori broke up 

Originally posted by 0chlophobia

sarcastic-dogood:

Me every time a new season of the 100 starts:

jedibookshrikeofnorta:

“Previously, on the 100…”

Me:

bellsbeard:

_{A constant mood}

thearmada4231:

Raven: because of you I got a new roommate…

Me:

strangerander:

i never get enough of john murphy’s bullshit like i love that lonely bitch

bobmorlee:

“Octavia is the least of our worries” 

Originally posted by jaestastefulnudes